What I Learned This Week
(1)
When you’re at the bottom of your career, earning-wise, you
have nowhere to go but up. Right? RIGHT?!?
(2)
The day before I die, I should write whatever the hell I want
but try to make it bittersweet, knowing it will be read in place of an obituary
written by other people.
(3)
That if I had a cat I would name it “David ben Purion.”
(4)
The guy responsible for inventing printed gun technology is
the kind of person who clearly should not own a lot of guns, which is
unfortunate. I put the odds of him dying in a shootout/gun accident at 50/50.
(5)
That I should have written more off these down when I thought
of them and not put it off to Friday.
